Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You can make out without kissing
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