I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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