I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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