I showed him my bush... on skype.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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