its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I'm at about main and main street
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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