THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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