the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
It was like getting head from an anaconda
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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