i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
BRING THE BAGELS
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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