Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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