uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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