But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Randomize
