I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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