Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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