weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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