you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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