Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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