Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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