There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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