she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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