NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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