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direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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