The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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