I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He passed out mid-signature
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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