Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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