I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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