doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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