absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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