their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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