At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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