If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
