He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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