He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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