yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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