I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
Randomize
