Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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