Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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