you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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