My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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