I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
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