Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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