Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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