i permit you to call me
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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