anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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