So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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