I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I am mentally ready for anal.
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