erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
did i walk over a car last night?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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