he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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