thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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