Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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