guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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