We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
