I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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