You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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