i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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