i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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