WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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