I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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