I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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