going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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