my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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